Of his next broadcast (Friday, September 12), the Chemist writes:
“On the 13th anniversary of the 9/11 attack, ‘Doom Corporation’ will be embracing, verifying and upholding the official story put forth by the Government to explain these attacks. This may be the day after the actual anniversary, but WE WILL NOT FORGET. Topics will include, our hated freedoms, the global outpouring of support, the caloric content of the Constitution and the proven link between flag waving and weight loss. BYOF (Bring your own flag), and let the healing continue!”
“The Doom Corporation” airs on Fridays in the summer from 1-3pm.