“BREAKING NEWS: In response to the recent outbreak of Islamophobia in the United States, President Barack Obama has just mandated that all peoples who suffer from a radical fear of Islam must wear external identification at all times. According to the President, identification will consist of the classic name-tag sticker “Hi, my name is _____ and I am an Islamophobe.” Obama has expressed that the name-tag will help raise awareness about Islamophobia while simultaneously reminding others to be sensitive towards people with the disorder.
Responding to the news, many critics have asked about criteria for diagnosing oneself with a radical fear of Islam. That is where The Beef Boys come in. Today, we are addressing the question, “Are You an Islamophobe?” Tune in to to find out! The show will include analysis of the disorder, testimony from former Islamophobes, and a patented 7 step plan that will help you overcome this horrible pandemic that is sweeping the nation.”
To learn more, tune in to “Steeze & Stoze Presents: The Beef Boys” from 3-4:30 pm today!